It almost seems crazy
It also seems crazy
that we were engaged
and that I straightened my hair
and didn’t read
books, only magazines
with multiple choice quizzes
that determine what kind of jungle animal
is representative of your sex appeal
but never really work
because your answers never match the answers in the bubbles
and you have to guess what your answer would be closest to
in a hypothetical situation.
I guess it’s hard to reconcile
certain phases of my life.
is practically its own food group.